Aima Dong
Work hard, play hard and repeat.

jamgurl73:

This is why there will be no divorce. Always cheaper to keep him/her.

memelovingfuck:

yesterday in the car my mom said “theres always the one gay twin out of a pair” and my twin brother and I shot a glance at one another because we’re both the gay twin

(Source: standardgaydad, via unicornsandmachineguns)

breakcorechoirboy:

squarepizza:

im fucking crying my therapist has these little mamushka dolls in her office and the first one is so pretty like

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and then it just goes downhill from there

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(via aud-is-god)

wow-suchbree-veryblog:

"If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"

"Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"

"Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"

SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.

(via aud-is-god)

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

(via unicornsandmachineguns)

hitoml:

judge in court: everything u say will be held against u
me: boobs
jury: haha
lawyer: haha
judge: haha case dismissed

(via unicornsandmachineguns)

hystericarosie:

here are two bunnies using another bunny as a couch
timothydelaghetto:

After I saw how beautiful they looked on the commercial, I went to @TacoBell and got me a quesarito. Not bad! Not amazing, but def tasty! #notevengettinpaidforthis #tacobellgetatmetho #illselloutforyall